Funny African Proverbs

 

Funny But Wise African Proverbs Sep 07, 2014

A person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market. No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky ,it will definitely come down to look for food Respect the fools to avoid noise The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths does not guarantee it to join the dinning table. You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana No Matter How Hot Your Anger May Be, It Cannot Cook Without fools there would be no wisdom. however much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behind Before You go out with a widow, you must first ask her what killed the husband. 'A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles' There's no virgin in a maternity ward... It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. If A Man Wants To Grow A Long Tooth, He Should Have The Lip To Cover it. An agama lizard in the village will always remain an agama in town "When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby" ‘It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum’ Man wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand,and di man wey carry fufu for head,na who go find who go? Na co-operation dey mak rice full for pot. Person wey madman don bite before if im see mechanic he go take off Ear wey no dey hear word, go follow head fall for ground when dem cut am Na person wey shit and im no clean yash fly dey follow pass Na when rain stop naim person wey carry umbrella dey know say na load hin carry. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Don’t mistake a short man for a boy Anger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam. A goat’s frown cannot stop it from being taken to the market. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.